Tea-time Challenger Gifts

'The grudge match.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

The Amateur Golfer

Mr. Bumble and Mrs. Corney taking tea

'We should think about switching her to decaf.'

Relaxing on a sofa

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

Thank you for the wedding present.

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"

'It's a doughnut - just eat it!'

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

Colin had finished the 'One Minute Manager' and was now practising the 3467 minute tea break.

Russian doll maker takes a break. His flask of tea conceals smaller flasks, like Russian dolls.

10 reasons why cricket is not a real sport.

"There are scones in the oven too, in case you're peckish."

Time for tea

To the best gran in the world.

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

'I burnt my hand in hot water.' - 'Why didn't you feel it before putting your hand in?'

Announcement at teatime

"I want my ashes scattered over Bergdorf's."

'Would you like something from the trolley doctor ? '

King of the Swingers.

Teapot

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

Adventurer Arthur Beale attempts to replace the 'shuttle'.

1920's High Tea.