Tea-time Challenger Gifts

'The grudge match.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

The Amateur Golfer

Mr. Bumble and Mrs. Corney taking tea

'We should think about switching her to decaf.'

Relaxing on a sofa

Thank you for the wedding present.

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"

Russian doll maker takes a break. His flask of tea conceals smaller flasks, like Russian dolls.

Colin had finished the 'One Minute Manager' and was now practising the 3467 minute tea break.

'It's a doughnut - just eat it!'

10 reasons why cricket is not a real sport.

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

"There are scones in the oven too, in case you're peckish."

Time for tea

To the best gran in the world.

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

'I burnt my hand in hot water.' - 'Why didn't you feel it before putting your hand in?'

Announcement at teatime

"I want my ashes scattered over Bergdorf's."

'Would you like something from the trolley doctor ? '

Teapot

1920's High Tea.

King of the Swingers.

Adventurer Arthur Beale attempts to replace the 'shuttle'.