Tea Time Cosmonaut Prints

Britain's first official astronaut.

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

'The grudge match.'

"Well, of course we married industrialists. All three of us were young and beautiful, and smokestack America looked like it would last forever."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

Mr. Bumble and Mrs. Corney taking tea

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

'It's a doughnut - just eat it!'

Colin had finished the 'One Minute Manager' and was now practising the 3467 minute tea break.

"I've found some water, but there's still nowhere to plug the kettle in."

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

To the best gran in the world.

Announcement at teatime

'Would you like something from the trolley doctor ? '

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

Teapot

Adventurer Arthur Beale attempts to replace the 'shuttle'.

"Oh, Jeez! A pube in my tea! How the heck did that get there?"

1920's High Tea.

'You're sitting in her chair,vicar!'

"Tea anyone?"

Bull In a china shop

Quilp interupts at tea

Todd realises his ability to levitate tea bag string will never translate into hard cash.

"There's a storm in my tea cup, I wonder if it has a name?"

"Will you join me in a cup of coffee?"

Cat Lady

'All I wanted was a cup of tea.'