Tax Whiz Gifts

Death or taxes.

'Don't worry about a thing. Your taxes are too complicated for anyone to figure out.'

"Actually, Mr. Johnson, there's a big difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion."

"You wouldn't dare say that to me if my accountant were here."

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

"Hi. This is Ed, over at the I.R.S., just checking to see how you're feeling after your audit."

Come in Mr. Fenwick, and fasten your seatbelt.

"Amazing deduction, Holmes!"

"Now that you've finished my taxes, would you look at my son's math?"

"Honest Abe, huh? Your tax returns tell a different story."

"Do I need to file an amended return?"

"We can try, but I don't think you can take a Mulligan on your taxes."

'Well, well. You made thirteen hundred dollars more last year than you did the year before -- you people never learn, do you?'

'Greetings! We're Accountants Without Borders...'

Look at it this way, you didn't have to pay all that money in tax, you'd go out and spend it anyway!

IRS Audit Section

People being buried under enormous falling tax credit forms.

Payroll Dept. I'm the twenty-eight percent bracket -- I take home less than a third of what I need to pay my bills.

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"What's a debenture?"

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

Soaring Profits

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets