Tax Trivia Fan Pillows

Tax Man Deducts A Witch's Broom As A Travel Expense

Good heavens, what's a girl who looks like Kim Basinger doing working in an Inland Revenue office?

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

'Hey -- No fair peeking!'

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

"You really clean up on these mileage deductions, don't you."

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'

'Which scares you most - Iran, North Korea, or the alternative minimum tax?'

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

You want an extension? Good heavens, man, we haven't even paid for Reagans boondoggles yet!

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

'I've figured out a way to lower your income tax...give you less income.'

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

New Improved I.R.S.

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

'I'm dressed as a vat inspector.'

Osborne's Tax Cuts

Stimulus bust

Romney: 'Corporations are people! We just pay a lot less taxes than you!'

"I now represent both death and taxes."

'We're all wearing them - they were a gift from Warren Buffett.'

"I realize how helpless and needy they are, but I'm afraid you still can't claim a human as a dependent."

"Our accountant is great. We were a C corp, but now we're a B- corp."