Tax Trivia Enthusiasts Pillows

'You won't have me as a deduction anymore.'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

'Do you, John, accept a married tax allowance with Sandra ?'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

Footing The Bill

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

'Which scares you most - Iran, North Korea, or the alternative minimum tax?'

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

'I've figured out a way to lower your income tax...give you less income.'

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

Osborne's Tax Cuts

New Improved I.R.S.

'Even if we did skin you last year, you may not deduct your dermatologist bill this year.'

'I'm not experienced, but I have a PhD in Byzantine history.'

'Then he smiled and his very last words were 'Now the inland revenue will never find out!''

"Sure they love us, but once we turn 18 and are no longer a tax deduction, they'll tell us to move out!"

"I realize how helpless and needy they are, but I'm afraid you still can't claim a human as a dependent."

'We're all wearing them - they were a gift from Warren Buffett.'

'I sent my mother to jail. I work for the IRS.'

'I'd like to think they contribute because it's the right thing to do, but I'm not above a short sermon on tax deductibility.'

'Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing.'

'You can't sit like that all the way through the Budget.'

"Tell the press direct EU-taxation is necessary..."