Taxation Trivia Buff Pillows

Accounting department: Taxable income/Deferred Income/Loophole Research and Development.

Minnesota taxes

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

Minion, I've noticed several of the patrons are working on their laptops, tablets and phones. Yeah, that's what people do in cafes, boss. Are you aware, minion, that states and municipalities regularly tax people who conduct business within their borders? I don't see why the state should have a monopoly on taxation. Do you, minion? Inform the patrons they've missed the cafe's April 15th filing deadline, so there will be penalties. If the government can be "We the People," Armstrong Maynard can b

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

'Which scares you most - Iran, North Korea, or the alternative minimum tax?'

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

'I've figured out a way to lower your income tax...give you less income.'

'You realize, of course, Death is the ultimate tax shelter?'

'I'd like to think they contribute because it's the right thing to do, but I'm not above a short sermon on tax deductibility.'

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

Budget reaction.

'Then he smiled and his very last words were 'Now the inland revenue will never find out!''

'Even if we did skin you last year, you may not deduct your dermatologist bill this year.'

'We learned today that the world is a huge ball, which revolves on it's taxes.'

Our 4 Branches of Government

'I'm not experienced, but I have a PhD in Byzantine history.'

'If the meek inherit the earth, imagine the capital gains tax.'

'Maybe we can't fool all the people all the time, but we sure can tax all the people all the time.'

'Oh...the IRS called. Something about an audit. I told them we weren't interested.'

PAYMASTER, 'Just to be on the safe side, we withheld EVERYTHING this week.'

"Here's a new bill to pay...intellectual property tax!"

"Are you V.A.T. registered..?"

Tax relief

"Bad debts, yes, but you can't deduct bad trips."

"So let me see... for your last will you have decided to bequeath all your unpaid tax bills to your ex husband."

"Think of the raising of taxes as a motivational tool to go out and make more money."

'It only made sense for us to finally merge.'

Inside Jim Flaherty's office.