Tax Trivia Fan Gifts

Tax Man Deducts A Witch's Broom As A Travel Expense

Good heavens, what's a girl who looks like Kim Basinger doing working in an Inland Revenue office?

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

"You really clean up on these mileage deductions, don't you."

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

'Hey -- No fair peeking!'

'Dad, did you say 'someday all this will be theirs'?' 'No, me say, 'The IRS's'.'

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

'Which scares you most - Iran, North Korea, or the alternative minimum tax?'

"Carpe De Revenue!"

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

You want an extension? Good heavens, man, we haven't even paid for Reagans boondoggles yet!

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'I've figured out a way to lower your income tax...give you less income.'

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

Osborne's Tax Cuts

New Improved I.R.S.

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

'I'm dressed as a vat inspector.'

"I now represent both death and taxes."

'Then he smiled and his very last words were 'Now the inland revenue will never find out!''

'Even if we did skin you last year, you may not deduct your dermatologist bill this year.'

"I realize how helpless and needy they are, but I'm afraid you still can't claim a human as a dependent."