Taxation Trivia Lover Gifts

'I can't tell him you're not here, nitwit, your silhouetted on the window!'

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

'Hey -- No fair peeking!'

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

'Dad, did you say 'someday all this will be theirs'?' 'No, me say, 'The IRS's'.'

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

'Which scares you most - Iran, North Korea, or the alternative minimum tax?'

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

'I've figured out a way to lower your income tax...give you less income.'

'Even if we did skin you last year, you may not deduct your dermatologist bill this year.'

'I'm not experienced, but I have a PhD in Byzantine history.'

'I'd like to think they contribute because it's the right thing to do, but I'm not above a short sermon on tax deductibility.'

Budget reaction.

'We learned today that the world is a huge ball, which revolves on it's taxes.'

'Then he smiled and his very last words were 'Now the inland revenue will never find out!''

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

'Maybe we can't fool all the people all the time, but we sure can tax all the people all the time.'

'If the meek inherit the earth, imagine the capital gains tax.'

PAYMASTER, 'Just to be on the safe side, we withheld EVERYTHING this week.'

'Oh...the IRS called. Something about an audit. I told them we weren't interested.'

Inside Jim Flaherty's office.

"Bad debts, yes, but you can't deduct bad trips."

'Professor Blaupunkt's research, funded by the I.R.S., is to find any signs of taxes on other planets.'

'This is great fiction! My cousin, an agent in Hollywood, may be able to sell book and movie rights.'

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"Can you start the rain now? I just got hit with the luxury tax for this boat."

Tax relief

"Think of the raising of taxes as a motivational tool to go out and make more money."

"Here's a new bill to pay...intellectual property tax!"

'It only made sense for us to finally merge.'

"Are you V.A.T. registered..?"

"You were observed laughing on the way to the bank. Well, we'll take care of that."