Tax Scoffer Gifts

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."

'Tax.'

Pig's Human Bank

"Trust me, son, if there was a monster under your bed I would have claimed it as a dependent by now."

"This is the most transparent administration in history..."

Goal!

The High-Tension Drama of "The Fiscal Cliff"

"You never saw a tax haven. Now look into this light.

Wishing Well: Tax reciept available for business related wishes.

"I wish I had done more pro bono work. I need the tax write offs."

'Well that's a load off my mind. Osborne's cutting the 50p tax rate.'

'...And to spare my relatives the burden of inheritance taxes, I've decided not to give them anything.'

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

'Dad's saying he controls my allowance because of something called the Commerce Clause.'

Romney Tax Desk: Accounts Receivable...Accounts Believable.

"Do I have to declare this as income to the IRS?"

Fat Cat & Accountant - 'How much tax can I avoid by becoming a Philanthropist?'

'To be or not to be . . . contingent on royal funding.'

"My accountant said it was a great write off."

'But, there must be some mistake. I don't want to buy the school.'

IRS. Can I check off a dollar to be used against candidates for public office?

'I wanted a few words about your tax return - have I called at an inconvenient time?'

'It's a bet - If I don't take this next one down, I owe you a hundred bucks.'

"Found it when I was digging the garden...."

'And this is our strategic planning department...'

'What we need is a tax on stupid ideas. The revenue out of Washington alone would balance the budget in two years.'

"Inland Revenue office. 'Excuse my maths won't you?'"

IRS, 'This is the first time I've seen the square root of minus one on a tax return.'

Personalized Tax-Return Mailers.

"Very rich people exploit system shock!"