Tax Scoffer T-Shirts

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

'Tax.'

Pig's Human Bank

"Trust me, son, if there was a monster under your bed I would have claimed it as a dependent by now."

"This is the most transparent administration in history..."

Wishing Well: Tax reciept available for business related wishes.

"I wish I had done more pro bono work. I need the tax write offs."

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

'Well that's a load off my mind. Osborne's cutting the 50p tax rate.'

'...And to spare my relatives the burden of inheritance taxes, I've decided not to give them anything.'

Romney Tax Desk: Accounts Receivable...Accounts Believable.

'Dad's saying he controls my allowance because of something called the Commerce Clause.'

"Do I have to declare this as income to the IRS?"

Fat Cat & Accountant - 'How much tax can I avoid by becoming a Philanthropist?'

"Found it when I was digging the garden...."

'But, there must be some mistake. I don't want to buy the school.'

'I wanted a few words about your tax return - have I called at an inconvenient time?'

"My accountant said it was a great write off."

'To be or not to be . . . contingent on royal funding.'

'It's a bet - If I don't take this next one down, I owe you a hundred bucks.'

'And this is our strategic planning department...'

'What we need is a tax on stupid ideas. The revenue out of Washington alone would balance the budget in two years.'

"Inland Revenue office. 'Excuse my maths won't you?'"

IRS, 'This is the first time I've seen the square root of minus one on a tax return.'

Personalized Tax-Return Mailers.

"Very rich people exploit system shock!"

"You found another deductible receipt."