Tax Savers T-Shirts

Look at the bright side. The I.R.S. says obesity is a disease, so your office visits are tax deductible.

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'What do you do with the time you save?'

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

"I just..."

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

'It's cheaper than gas.'

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

'How much did you save this year?'

"About your tax refund—would you like to donate it to help pay off the national debt?"

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'

"Trust me, son, if there was a monster under your bed I would have claimed it as a dependent by now."

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

"I'm not worried about Wall Street. I've got my money in my mattress."

'I called you in here because your expenses and contributions appear to be quite elaborate!'

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

Girl holding money.

'So, who's first?'

'I want to return this wallet. I can't seem to keep any money in it.'

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The Red-Light Accounting District

'You won't feel a thing. We make a small incision in your wallet and...'

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

'After paying for an investment seminar, I know more about how to invest less money.'

Save the tree.

'Why I'm not my cheery self? It's tax-time...'

'I wonder if I can declare you as dependents on my income taxes?'

Fat Cat & Accountant - 'How much tax can I avoid by becoming a Philanthropist?'

'...I also do some work for the tax department.'