Tax Savers Pillows

Look at the bright side. The I.R.S. says obesity is a disease, so your office visits are tax deductible.

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'What do you do with the time you save?'

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

"I just..."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

'How much did you save this year?'

"About your tax refund—would you like to donate it to help pay off the national debt?"

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'

"Trust me, son, if there was a monster under your bed I would have claimed it as a dependent by now."

'Oh no! It's VAT man!'

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

'I called you in here because your expenses and contributions appear to be quite elaborate!'

'So, who's first?'

"I'm not worried about Wall Street. I've got my money in my mattress."

'I want to return this wallet. I can't seem to keep any money in it.'

Girl holding money.

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The Red-Light Accounting District

'You won't feel a thing. We make a small incision in your wallet and...'

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

'Why I'm not my cheery self? It's tax-time...'

IRS. That was a rough audit. They disallowed all of my deductions! You can't claim all these people as dependents ... The business expenses are not correct ... and the charitable contributions don't meet guidelines. You're shredding my return with that?! Wow! Ut was The Taxes Chainsaw Massacre!

Save the tree.

'After paying for an investment seminar, I know more about how to invest less money.'

'I wonder if I can declare you as dependents on my income taxes?'

Fat Cat & Accountant - 'How much tax can I avoid by becoming a Philanthropist?'