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'...and I don't suppose there's anybody here who knew someone whose name began with Z who passed on recently?'

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

"Oh, come in Blevins. I was just thinking about you."

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

'This either means 'get busy', or I'm damned.'

"You're under arrest for an attempted murder."

Rats leave a launching ship.

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"This is the most transparent administration in history..."

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

"Two for Joy."

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

"I don't care what other kittens say about black cats, the person who adopts you will be very lucky."

Net Zero Superstitions

"I knew it, there is an autocorrect demon!"

'You've got a degree in mathematics? Well, the economy isn't logical. It's about irrationality, superstition, gossip and pure luck. You need a degree in gambling and black magic.'

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

Superstitious Black Cat

"You're on kid. Break a string!"

'Our financial statement was delivered 'postage due'. Think that's a sign?'

"Oh, wow! A lucky penne."

"Not another gooseberry bush!"