Superstition Scoffer Gifts

'...and I don't suppose there's anybody here who knew someone whose name began with Z who passed on recently?'

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'This either means 'get busy', or I'm damned.'

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

"You're under arrest for an attempted murder."

"This is the most transparent administration in history..."

Rats leave a launching ship.

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

"I knew it, there is an autocorrect demon!"

Net Zero Superstitions

"I don't care what other kittens say about black cats, the person who adopts you will be very lucky."

'You've got a degree in mathematics? Well, the economy isn't logical. It's about irrationality, superstition, gossip and pure luck. You need a degree in gambling and black magic.'

'Our financial statement was delivered 'postage due'. Think that's a sign?'

"Oh, wow! A lucky penne."

Superstitious Black Cat

"You're on kid. Break a string!"

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

"Not another gooseberry bush!"

'Ah, I see a life filled with the usual cliches about black cats.'