Safety Scoffer Gifts

This is a Health & Safety Free Zone

"Found it when I was digging the garden...."

"The Motor Vehicle Department had some concerns for my safety."

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

Cricket Accidents.

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Safety Barriers

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

'That's our corporate ladder.'

Fire door.

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

Lab safety Rule No. 1