Tax Management Gifts

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

Accountant's Awards - "Our next award is for 'Tax Loophole of the Year'..."

"That's your explanation - Russian hackers?"

Man has his pockets emptied of cash at internal revenue office.

Accountant - Out For A Deductable Lunch

Loophole and Fiddle Accountants

'Hello, Smudgekins and Smollet, creative accountants, how may I help you?'

"Now, Mr. Lindsay. About this non-profit organization you head."

'We save a fortune each year by running our children through a tax haven.'

Miss McWit, please hold all my appointments. Something's come up.

'Now remember, let me do the crying.'

Sorry, the Auditor is in.

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

"Our fees are �10, 000 per loophole."

"Get with it, pal. You could pay your taxes on time if you managed your money properly!"

IRSSSSSSS

"I'd be happy to have you audit my tax return if I can audit your spending."

"Ok guys, Let's fill in some forms,"

'The all bad news is, the last check that bounced, you sent to the IRS.'

IRS. 'You added penalties and interest all right, but you forgot to include inflation.'

'Look at the bright side... the only thing you have to worry about now is taxes!'

'I just thought of something that will drive tax-payers crazy.'

The counter of Monte Cristo.

People being buried under enormous falling tax credit forms.

These are an extremely poor set of results - well done, Kimble.

"I see a brown stain on your tax form. You're not trying to fudge on your taxes are you, Mr. Brewer?"

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

'Do you remember my old classmate Bob? He was always honest. He worked like a dog and never was a tax dodger or a moonlighter and he never had debts. Last week, he was found starved to death in a subway tunnel...'

Where your tax money goes....

I see you got the accounts to balance.

'In addition to charity and misc you have a down the drain deduction?'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."