Tax Man Gifts

David and Goliath(?)

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

Accountant Bedtime Stories

"You really clean up on these mileage deductions, don't you."

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

IRS Audit Section

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

'Do you, John, accept a married tax allowance with Sandra ?'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

Footing The Bill

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

"Well, if it's a fairy story you want, here's a good one that arrived at the office today."

"Carpe De Revenue!"

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

You want an extension? Good heavens, man, we haven't even paid for Reagans boondoggles yet!

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

Tax Collector

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'Will you bring in Mr.Harris' file - you'll find it under 'U' for unbelievable.'

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'