Tax Strategy Gifts

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Tis Better to Give than Deceive

'Last week I'm running an electronics plant in Ohio - today I'm a holy man in Kashmir. What won't my tax lawyer think of next?'

'Because of taxes, I may have to make some drastic changes.'

The Mattress Savings Bank

"Alright, I'll pay the extortion money...but only because it's a tax deduction!"

Fiscal Plan: 'So basically we steal from the rich and give to the poor...'

'There's more to life than winning, junior. There are also tax loss strategies to keep the IRS away.'

Gerald is convinced that not paying any taxes is the best revenge

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.'

Flat tax - equal burden?

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

"So, you want your owners to write you off and treat you more like their kid?"

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"

"Get someone to make the slot bigger."

"So we have met before..."

Offshore tax havens.

"You know what I hate about getting older? I don't have the reflexes to dodge taxes like I used to."

If this carries on we're going to lose all our tax losses.

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

'Please help me! Every payday, I get robbed some gangsters called 'Fiscal Authority'!

Tax Stop: Your money to the IRS. . . Wealthy money to tax free places.

'Keep a lid on it!'

Romney: 'Corporations are people! We just pay a lot less taxes than you!'

'A tax audit? I out sourced my books, records and book keeping to India months ago.'

'I'm worth more than $3,000 as a federal income tax exemption. So how about a raise in my allowance?'

See the house whose property taxes were raised

"Now, Mr. Lindsay. About this non-profit organization you head."

'Someday, son, this will all be yours...to give to the IRS, thanks to the back taxes I owe.'

'Wasn't that the Chancellor?'

'She didn't marry him for his looks or personality - she needed his debts for a tax write-off!'