Tax Strategists Gifts

'Well Gentlemen...One down, one to go.'

'Gifts are last year. This year it's moving money around to avoid tax.'

'It's 10pm, do you know where your tax loopholes are?'

'I'm off to see the tax inspector.'

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.'

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

"So, you want your owners to write you off and treat you more like their kid?"

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'

If this carries on we're going to lose all our tax losses.

"You know what I hate about getting older? I don't have the reflexes to dodge taxes like I used to."

'A tax audit? I out sourced my books, records and book keeping to India months ago.'

'The Buck (after taxes) Stops Here.'

Osbourne plans for another 'Giveaway' Budget

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

'Keep a lid on it!'

The Mattress Savings Bank

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

"Today workers in socialistic economies sought private sector solutions. Workers in predominantly private sector economies want more socialism."

'I'm worth more than $3,000 as a federal income tax exemption. So how about a raise in my allowance?'

'While I'm here for my audit, could I interest you in some tax free municipal bonds?'

'These continuous tax increases will be the death of us.'

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

'Someday, son, this will all be yours...to give to the IRS, thanks to the back taxes I owe.'

'Why I'm not my cheery self? It's tax-time...'

"The I.R.S. can't hurt him anymore."