Tax Strategy Enthusiast Gifts

"I'll be out of circulation for awhile."

'There are billions and billions of dollars of unreported income. How come we don't have any of it?'

"In examining out books, Mr. Mathews promises to use generally accepted accounting principles, if you know what I mean."

"If tax loopholes become obsolete, so do we."

'Tax evasion options are rather limited under PAYE.'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice.

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.'

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

"So, you want your owners to write you off and treat you more like their kid?"

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"

You want an extension? Good heavens, man, we haven't even paid for Reagans boondoggles yet!

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

"You know what I hate about getting older? I don't have the reflexes to dodge taxes like I used to."

New Improved I.R.S.

If this carries on we're going to lose all our tax losses.

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

Osborne's Tax Cuts

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

'I sent my mother to jail. I work for the IRS.'

'You Americans call it 'Illegal Tax Evasion'? Well, here in Europe, we call it 'Monaco Effect Investments''!

Stimulus bust

Romney: 'Corporations are people! We just pay a lot less taxes than you!'