Tax Complainants Gifts

"My psychiatrist advised me to pay taxes quarterly. That way my seething resentment is spread evenly over a year."

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

'We decided the current system for reviewing corporation tax was too complex so we'll trial the 'think of a number and then double it' method.'

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

'We do spend a lot and tax a lot, but it's the price you pay for living in a money-based economy.'

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

Federal Department of Gimme, Gimme, Gimme!

Little Taxes.

'Don't worry. he always does that right before he raises taxes.'

News. To broaden the tax base, they started making robots pay income tax. Of course! They can't vote. IRS. My first tax return and I get audited! They said everything was wrong! Despite the fact humans totally rely on us, we can't list them as dependents! They said my "net income" is not what I earned working online. And I shouldn't have used the "short" form even though I' have some bad electrical wiring! You'll do better next time ... just remember to disconnect your logic board befo

Inflating assets to get a loan. Too poor to pay taxes

'When I die, please cremate me and send my ashes to the tax office. . .Write on the envelope, 'Now, you have everything.''

"There's the man who ripped my Rolex off my wrist!"

"This is why I don't want you doing our taxes anymore."

'Are you sure it's necessary to sign this part declaring 'all information is true and correct to the best of my knowledge'?.'

"Lessee ... I suppose my current income is around ... "

"It's not the Royal Navy who'll be the death of us, it's the damned capital gains taxes."

"Do you mind if we do this without the violins?"

Tax haven.

'Why aren't you guys profiling minorities like other las enforcement agencies?'

"True, the fly is not in my soup. But it took one taste of my soup and dropped dead."

"There's a lesson for us. If you don't chop off a few heads now and then, you'll end up paying taxes."

'Sorry son, I spent all your inheritence fighting inheritence tax.'

'Hey! Roll a mile in my shoes!'

"I just can't resist...it's the nature of the beast in me!"

Parking meter holdup

There is not much left after deductions and taxes, is there, Rodney?

Customer Service. I only handle complaints -- What you have is a beef?

'This off-shore tax avoidance isn't as glamorous as I thought it would be.'

'You spent all day mashing a can of a hundred baked beans and drawing a little man on them to look like pennies?'

"You can't hide from us!"

All the Tax collectors of Lilliput combined, couldn't tie Gulliver down...