Tax Complainants Pillows

"My psychiatrist advised me to pay taxes quarterly. That way my seething resentment is spread evenly over a year."

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

'We decided the current system for reviewing corporation tax was too complex so we'll trial the 'think of a number and then double it' method.'

'We do spend a lot and tax a lot, but it's the price you pay for living in a money-based economy.'

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

Federal Department of Gimme, Gimme, Gimme!

Inflating assets to get a loan. Too poor to pay taxes

'Don't worry. he always does that right before he raises taxes.'

Little Taxes.

'When I die, please cremate me and send my ashes to the tax office. . .Write on the envelope, 'Now, you have everything.''

"There's the man who ripped my Rolex off my wrist!"

'Why aren't you guys profiling minorities like other las enforcement agencies?'

"True, the fly is not in my soup. But it took one taste of my soup and dropped dead."

"Do you mind if we do this without the violins?"

Tax haven.

"There's a lesson for us. If you don't chop off a few heads now and then, you'll end up paying taxes."

'Are you sure it's necessary to sign this part declaring 'all information is true and correct to the best of my knowledge'?.'

'Sorry son, I spent all your inheritence fighting inheritence tax.'

'Hey! Roll a mile in my shoes!'

"I just can't resist...it's the nature of the beast in me!"

There is not much left after deductions and taxes, is there, Rodney?

Parking meter holdup

'You spent all day mashing a can of a hundred baked beans and drawing a little man on them to look like pennies?'

New Council Waste Charges - 'I owe £80 for being a waste of space.'

"You can't hide from us!"

Bull with sign: 'No GNU taxes.'

All the Tax collectors of Lilliput combined, couldn't tie Gulliver down...