Tax Complainers Gifts

New Council Waste Charges - 'I owe £80 for being a waste of space.'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

'We decided the current system for reviewing corporation tax was too complex so we'll trial the 'think of a number and then double it' method.'

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

"I finally have an ailment that isn't so bad that I'm worried, but bad enough for me to complain about constantly"

Federal Department of Gimme, Gimme, Gimme!

Inflating assets to get a loan. Too poor to pay taxes

Little Taxes.

'When I die, please cremate me and send my ashes to the tax office. . .Write on the envelope, 'Now, you have everything.''

"There's the man who ripped my Rolex off my wrist!"

"It's not the Royal Navy who'll be the death of us, it's the damned capital gains taxes."

"Lessee ... I suppose my current income is around ... "

"This is why I don't want you doing our taxes anymore."

"There's a lesson for us. If you don't chop off a few heads now and then, you'll end up paying taxes."

'Sorry son, I spent all your inheritence fighting inheritence tax.'

There is not much left after deductions and taxes, is there, Rodney?

"I just can't resist...it's the nature of the beast in me!"

Bull with sign: 'No GNU taxes.'

'This off-shore tax avoidance isn't as glamorous as I thought it would be.'

Room 101 Tax Inspection

"You can't hide from us!"

'You spent all day mashing a can of a hundred baked beans and drawing a little man on them to look like pennies?'

All the Tax collectors of Lilliput combined, couldn't tie Gulliver down...

'Gibbs, I subracted your federal, state and social security taxes and medical from your paycheck, and you owe the firm $50.'

Anti-Tax president

I.R.S: Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.'

"My psychiatrist advised me to pay taxes quarterly. That way my seething resentment is spread evenly over a year."

'Those are the rules, Mr. Payne. You can be a conscientious objector to war, but not to taxes!'

White flag being waved through the door of the Internal Revenue Service.

Notice: It doesn't matter what Cliven Bundy Says. You still have to pay taxes!

Are You a Welfare Leech?

'Relax, it isn't paranoia. You IRS people are truly hated.'

'This should be interesting.'