Tax Complainer Gifts

Federal Department of Gimme, Gimme, Gimme!

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

'We decided the current system for reviewing corporation tax was too complex so we'll trial the 'think of a number and then double it' method.'

'We do spend a lot and tax a lot, but it's the price you pay for living in a money-based economy.'

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

"I finally have an ailment that isn't so bad that I'm worried, but bad enough for me to complain about constantly"

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

Little Taxes.

'Some see the glass as half empty, some see it as half full -- I see it as taxable!'

'Don't worry. he always does that right before he raises taxes.'

News. To broaden the tax base, they started making robots pay income tax. Of course! They can't vote. IRS. My first tax return and I get audited! They said everything was wrong! Despite the fact humans totally rely on us, we can't list them as dependents! They said my "net income" is not what I earned working online. And I shouldn't have used the "short" form even though I' have some bad electrical wiring! You'll do better next time ... just remember to disconnect your logic board befo

'When I die, please cremate me and send my ashes to the tax office. . .Write on the envelope, 'Now, you have everything.''

"There's the man who ripped my Rolex off my wrist!"

'Are you sure it's necessary to sign this part declaring 'all information is true and correct to the best of my knowledge'?.'

"Do you mind if we do this without the violins?"

"It's not the Royal Navy who'll be the death of us, it's the damned capital gains taxes."

"There's a lesson for us. If you don't chop off a few heads now and then, you'll end up paying taxes."

Tax haven.

'Sorry son, I spent all your inheritence fighting inheritence tax.'

Input (not yours) and Output (only mine).

'Hey! Roll a mile in my shoes!'

"I just can't resist...it's the nature of the beast in me!"

There is not much left after deductions and taxes, is there, Rodney?

Room 101 Tax Inspection

New Council Waste Charges - 'I owe £80 for being a waste of space.'

Bull with sign: 'No GNU taxes.'

"You can't hide from us!"

All the Tax collectors of Lilliput combined, couldn't tie Gulliver down...

'Gibbs, I subracted your federal, state and social security taxes and medical from your paycheck, and you owe the firm $50.'

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Anti-Tax president

'Those are the rules, Mr. Payne. You can be a conscientious objector to war, but not to taxes!'