Tax Collector Schtick Gifts

'As long as you're going to the mall, get all the sales tax.'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

Second hand furniture.

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

"I'd say business was brisk."

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

'If you don't pay us, I'll tell all your creditors you have.'

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.

Olga's Biological Clocks.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

"About your tax refund—would you like to donate it to help pay off the national debt?"

'Syllogisms won't do you any good here, Mr Aristotle.'

'It says, please disregard this reminder if your payment has already been sent.'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

Outstanding Time Management

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