Tax Calculator Gifts

'But if I give you a raise, you might have to pay more taxes.'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

The transparent safe box of Panama

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

Lots of famous art may have been inspired by taxes. Jackson Pollack's "Number 5" could be a visual representation of global regulations. And perhaps Rodin's "The Thinker" is a man trying to understand those rules. Maybe Roy Lichtenstein's "Ohhh ... Alright ..." shows a woman being told to continue holding to get her tax question answered. And they there's Edvard Munch's "The Scream" ... Nothing makes you feel like that more than preparing a tax return!

Updated Fairy Tales. Having all of them around sure sweetened my stimulus check!

'Check with legal and find out -- maybe we're a non-profit.'

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."

"So, you want your owners to write you off and treat you more like their kid?"

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

IRS Audits. Do you have tax records? No, I pay about the same as most people.

Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.

The president of a company see a sign: While you were out we hit the lottery!

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

Tax Collector

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

"Here's your dessert. A guilt counselor iss standing by to help you once you calculate how many calories you've consumed."

'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's a tax deduction.'

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'