Tax Calculator Pillows

'But if I give you a raise, you might have to pay more taxes.'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

The transparent safe box of Panama

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

'Check with legal and find out -- maybe we're a non-profit.'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

The president of a company see a sign: While you were out we hit the lottery!

"So, you want your owners to write you off and treat you more like their kid?"

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's a tax deduction.'

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

Tax Collector

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

"Here's your dessert. A guilt counselor iss standing by to help you once you calculate how many calories you've consumed."

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'