Tatted Up Humorists Gifts

Priest disrobes, underneath his body is covered in tattoos.

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Not you. Your hair.

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Bald Man Overcomb

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

4-Panel: (1) 'Did you read this article on cockroaches?' (2) 'It says scientists have confirmed conditioned reflexes in cockroaches, just like Pavlov's dogs. I don't know if I believe that!' (4) 'What's for dinner?'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'So, the memo said, 'twenty-one gnu salute' huh?'

Newton discovers surrealism

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE."

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

Bobo's Barber Shop

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

Toupee in a tin.

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

Lie detector, "It's a goddam liar bird all right."

'This is a first Mr Cowbird. You've contracted mad cow disase and the bird flu!'

"Let's undress and make love!" "I am undressed!"

Robot porn.

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

"My father would never let me marry a boy with a combover."

Online articles are fine, but I miss being annoyed by the fragrance sample cards in print magazines.

"I've really got to stop describing my hairstyle as birdsnest!"

"And you thought you were having a bad hair day."

Nicky Clarke sheep shearer

Eggs That Were Anagarms In Past Lives -'Unscramble Me'.