Tattoo Humorist Gifts

'Just because Buster got a tattoo doesn't mean that you have to!'

SALLY'S TATTOO PARLOR, 'No, I WOULDN'T like a nice unicorn!'

"Sure, I can tattoo her name there...man, you must really hate your ex-wife!"

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

Punk Reindeer

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Penny

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

Tattoos sagging with time

Quick Spring Fling

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

Balloon tattoos

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

Maternity tattoos

'No. It's not a past girlfriend. I'm a tort lawyer.'