Tattoo Artist Gifts

Accountant getting a tattoo ('Born to Depreciate!')

"I'm getting the fire-breathing dragon with wings. He wanted $200, but I talked him down to fifty bucks."

'Man, I hate needles!!'

"First, as an ice breaker. . . how many of you have tattoos?"

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'I haven't been checking my glucose levels regularly because I'm afraid of needles.'

Tattoo Removal

Tattoos sagging with time

Tattooed Patient

"I keep getting pins and needles in my arms."

Tattoo shop - "How may I hurt you?"

'I suggest placing it up here. Over time it will eventually end up where you want it.'

' . . . and if hired I promise not to wear clothes that accentuate my skin art.'

"Come back when you have a girlfriend with a shorter name"

Don't Label Me.

'Alright big guy, almost done.'

"And this is what the tattoo you've chosen will look like in thirty years."

Cheap tattoo removal.

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

"The phone number is her idea. I think she wants to split up."

Tattoo removal - cow has 'Eldorado rance' on his backside.

9 To 5 Tattoo.

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

'Sorry, pal... you should've spelled it for me.'

'I want something that says I'm a death and sex obsessed psycho... with a heart of gold.'

Window cleaner has number tattooed on his back.

'Psst...check out the freak.'

'Take my advice - if you get a tattoo, put it where it will not show on a job interview.'

Santa getting a Xmas wrapper design tattoo.

Tatoos for Seniors.

"I ran out of room."

'Rule of thumb...have it placed 3 or 4 inches higher than where you want it, because eventually, that's where it will end up.'

'How may I hurt you?'

An old sailor with the directions for tying knots tattooed on his chest.

"This one's Dopey"