Tattoo Aficionado Gifts

'I want you to meet my son Edward. One day, this company will belong to him and I think it's time for all of you to get to know each other.'

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

'Would you like to see the rest of my art collection?'

'It's true, we make loans on art, but your tattoos don't count.'

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

Born to be a Sound Engineer.

'These kids today look absolutely ridiculous.'

Health and Safety.

"Hey Darren, so I see hat you finally got those awful tattoos removed huh?"

'When I said children should be seen and not heard, I wasn't giving you permission to get tattoos.'

Santa's tramp stamp tattoo.

"Man with 'Mom and Dad' tattoos on either arm - "It's a real shame about your parents splitting up."

Sailor's Tattoos.

"Fifi's husband was in the audience!"

'So sorry,i fell asleep reading your tattoos.'

'Where's your self-hurt section?'

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

'I want you to put 'we need to talk' where he can't possibly ignore it!'

Just when you think you know someone, you find they've got a clip on nose ring and a washable tattoo!

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

I apologise for being shirtless, but I'm being paid to advertise with a tattoo.

Snag tattoo

Frankenstein's Monster gets a tattoo

Right to bare arms

"I used to be withdrawn. Now I'm overdrawn."

"Too much to drink, a tattoo parlor, a dare and..."

"How'd you get this number?"

Tattoo Tax Collection

"I was rather hoping you'd tell me to beget!"

Otter Tattoos

"Where's your firearms license?"

'Do you belong to any other clubs or organizations other than the satanic cults?'

"Why'd I get into this business? Revenge."

"Before we choose a Company Symbol, remember that it's going to be a tattoo."