Tattoo Enthusiasts Gifts

"Tribal armbands are so last year!"

So, what did my x-rays reveal, Doctor? Oddly enough, beneath your finished ink drawing, there was a rough sketch in blue pencil.

'Or should I get a different tattoo?'

"Okay, same one as before...You know, this is costing you a small fortune."

Attention: 'Rebels with dirty, ragged underwear will be billed double - FD Yomp, MD,'

"We should have stuck with the Squad tattoos rather than Brazillian wax jobs!"

'Do you have any other identification?'

'I should warn you -- I don't have any tattoos.'

A Tree getting a Love-heart Tattoo carved into his bark

'It's the perfect location, Babe, easy walking distance to tattoo parlour, bargain booze hut and chip shop.'

Yacht club: 'Can he call back? Everyone is out getting tattooed!'

'You'd better stop there, my council funding's just been cut.'

"I don't care what people say about my new tattoo. I like bunnies. They're tasty!"

"I ran out of space for tattoos so I've started on the dog."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

Punk Reindeer

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

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Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

Penny

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Shakespeare in the clink

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