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"Tribal armbands are so last year!"

'Or should I get a different tattoo?'

Attention: 'Rebels with dirty, ragged underwear will be billed double - FD Yomp, MD,'

"We should have stuck with the Squad tattoos rather than Brazillian wax jobs!"

'Do you have any other identification?'

'I should warn you -- I don't have any tattoos.'

A Tree getting a Love-heart Tattoo carved into his bark

'It's the perfect location, Babe, easy walking distance to tattoo parlour, bargain booze hut and chip shop.'

Yacht club: 'Can he call back? Everyone is out getting tattooed!'

'You'd better stop there, my council funding's just been cut.'

"I don't care what people say about my new tattoo. I like bunnies. They're tasty!"

"I ran out of space for tattoos so I've started on the dog."

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

Punk Reindeer

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Penny

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

Shakespeare in the clink

Balloon tattoos

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'