Tattoo Lover Gifts

'Hmm...yes, I'm afraid it is a sign of cancer.'

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

Overly pierced man in a lot of pain.

"That's all very nice, Jefferson, but do you have any other new business?"

"And this is what the tattoo you've chosen will look like in thirty years."

Acupunkture.

Henry VIII visits his tattooist again

'Sorry, pal... you should've spelled it for me.'

Battle of the Gangsters.

'The MRI machine won't degrade my tattoos, will it?'

The Dragon with the Girl with the Dragon tattoo.

"The preacher kept blessing us at our wedding. Each time he saw Eddie he said 'Holy cow!'"

Tiny phones.

'The black sheep of the flock,'

Santa getting a Xmas wrapper design tattoo.

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'Told you that tattoo was tempting fate.'

'Yes, mom - this is a tattoo! You don't like? Then screw you!'

Hells angels' babysitter.

"I used to have tattoos. They're a lot easier to get than to have removed."

Biker and Granny talk tattoos

Two men with tattoos of Amy

'This is Edwards from accounting.'

Tattoos & Super Powers Removed

T-shirt slogan: 'Surf my snot.'

Big monk with a Mother Teresa tattoo

"So you want me to ink - 'I'm the head-honcho around this joint!'"

Born to raise soy beans.

Man with many tattoos.

'Yeah, it looks great. I guess you didn't hear they filed for bankruptcy today.'

"What portrait of my mum? That's a birthmark you idiot!"

"...but perhaps I'm boring you."

'Will that be swearing or non-swearing?'

"Of course I don't have any tattoos, they look ridiculous."