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'Hmm...yes, I'm afraid it is a sign of cancer.'

Tattoos! $50 and Tattoos Removed! $10,000.

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Overly pierced man in a lot of pain.

"That's all very nice, Jefferson, but do you have any other new business?"

"And this is what the tattoo you've chosen will look like in thirty years."

Acupunkture.

Henry VIII visits his tattooist again

"How about a snake or a dragon or an eagle this time? Are you sure you want another Mom tattoo, Oedipus?"

The Dragon with the Girl with the Dragon tattoo.

'Sorry, pal... you should've spelled it for me.'

'The MRI machine won't degrade my tattoos, will it?'

Battle of the Gangsters.

"I used to have tattoos. They're a lot easier to get than to have removed."

Tiny phones.

'The black sheep of the flock,'

Santa getting a Xmas wrapper design tattoo.

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'Told you that tattoo was tempting fate.'

'Yes, mom - this is a tattoo! You don't like? Then screw you!'

"The preacher kept blessing us at our wedding. Each time he saw Eddie he said 'Holy cow!'"

'You, with the tattoo, you're free to go.'

Hells angels' babysitter.

Biker and Granny talk tattoos

"I said, 'MOM'!"

Two men with tattoos of Amy

"Before I start treating you, which is the piercing you don't actually want?"

"Like I said, there's no commandment specifically banning body piercings or facial tattoos - it's just not recommended."

Tattoos & Super Powers Removed

'This is Edwards from accounting.'

"...but perhaps I'm boring you."

'Yeah, it looks great. I guess you didn't hear they filed for bankruptcy today.'

"What portrait of my mum? That's a birthmark you idiot!"

Farmer Tattoo - E.I.E.I.O.