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The dragon with the girl tattoo.

The Travellers Rest

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

Punk Reindeer

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

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Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Penny

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

Tattoos sagging with time

Shakespeare in the clink

Quick Spring Fling

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

Balloon tattoos

Maternity tattoos

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'No. It's not a past girlfriend. I'm a tort lawyer.'