Tattoo Artist Prints

Accountant getting a tattoo ('Born to Depreciate!')

"I'm getting the fire-breathing dragon with wings. He wanted $200, but I talked him down to fifty bucks."

'Man, I hate needles!!'

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Cow having a tattoo.

"First, as an ice breaker. . . how many of you have tattoos?"

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'I haven't been checking my glucose levels regularly because I'm afraid of needles.'

Tattooed Patient

Tattoos sagging with time

Tattoo Removal

"I keep getting pins and needles in my arms."

Tattoo shop - "How may I hurt you?"

"Come back when you have a girlfriend with a shorter name"

'I suggest placing it up here. Over time it will eventually end up where you want it.'

Don't Label Me.

' . . . and if hired I promise not to wear clothes that accentuate my skin art.'

"How about a snake or a dragon or an eagle this time? Are you sure you want another Mom tattoo, Oedipus?"

Old man mistakes tattoos for exhibit in art museum.

9 To 5 Tattoo.

"The phone number is her idea. I think she wants to split up."

Tattoo removal - cow has 'Eldorado rance' on his backside.

Cheap tattoo removal.

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

'Alright big guy, almost done.'

"And this is what the tattoo you've chosen will look like in thirty years."

Budget tattoos.

'I want something that says I'm a death and sex obsessed psycho... with a heart of gold.'

'Great choice. This one's a classic!'

'Sorry, pal... you should've spelled it for me.'

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

'Psst...check out the freak.'

'Take my advice - if you get a tattoo, put it where it will not show on a job interview.'

Window cleaner has number tattooed on his back.

'The black sheep of the flock,'