Tartan Tunes Pillows

Piper-fan

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'What clan do you belong to?'

Mozart on a computer,

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

Scottish party

Out of kilter.

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

"You're awfully tame this evening."

Scotsman in the bath...

Highland Piper.

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Scot holding a heart.

The Scottish Lawn

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

Where Scottish milk comes from.

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

Scot country dancing,

Stable boys and Scottsman

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

'Tarzan'

"I just want to get back into the swing of things."

Scottish Love