Tardis Fans Gifts

Police Box

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Mikado

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Blind man walking a tortoise.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

Time Machine Collision.

Happy St Pancakes Day

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

"We never talk about anything. 'Me Tarzan, you Jane. Me Tarzan, you Jane.' That's all he ever says."

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

"He keeps touching me!"

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

"I just love these casual fridays."

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

'Tarzan'

"I just want to get back into the swing of things."

Evolved to Ski.

'I wonder if TED ever listens.'

Roman Emperor using a glad-hand in an amphitheater

Evolution...the decoy shark.

Audiences at the coliseum were down after health and safety had paid a visit.

Gorillas in the jungle.

'Yale's my first choice but any ivy school will do.'

"I can handle the boss's angry looks...it's when he start breathing like Darth Vader."

Another wedding