Tardis Enthusiast Gifts

Mardi Gras

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

Mars Rover

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Louisiana Mask Mandate

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

"Throw me somethin', mister."

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

High tide.

Asteroid Bennu

Titanic iceberg auction

Professional Forecasting Inc.

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

"I'm sorry I ever questioned the value of Tetris."

But what the asteroid hadn't counted on was the plucky courage and dogged determination of one young man. Albert Snipe, asteroid hunter.

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

The natural selection process in golf.

"NASA isn't going to be able to send people to Mars, after all."

"Don't worry. We've never hit a target since we've been in office."

Drinking hurricanes in New Orleans

'Have you heard of the Phrase,'Survival of the fittest'?' 'Uh-ho!'

Pancakes

"Goodbye, Larry. I'm walking out of your life."