Tetris Enthusiasts Gifts

"I'm sorry I ever questioned the value of Tetris."

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

Kitchen Tetris

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

House of books.

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist.

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

'Calm down darling... now what do you mean the tortoise has gone berserk?'

'170 years old - and they look that age from day one!'

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

'The 20th century wasn't bad, but I preferred the 19th. I'm open minded for the 21st.'

'Call THAT abominable - you ain't seen my Ma-in-law!'

Bureaucrat Walking his Pet

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

Megatron 2000 Doomsday Computer - 'Wicked! It's got freecell!'

Abominable Snow Dog.

'I cloned a fish with a lego-block!'

'Remember when he was younger and his invisible friends did not require a high speed Internet connection?'

"Here lies Ole Kirk Christiansen. Born 1891. Died 1958. Founder of Lego."

Fire Escapes

"Wow, I've never met an astronomer before."