Tardis Enthusiast T-Shirts

Time Machine Collision.

Mardi Gras

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

Mars Rover

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Louisiana Mask Mandate

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

High tide.

"Throw me somethin', mister."

Titanic iceberg auction

Museum. Celtic smiths were the first to add iron rims to chariot wheels. They should have called them "ferrous wheels"!

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

Asteroid Bennu

Monkey Business

Professional Forecasting Inc.

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

Police Box

"I'm sorry I ever questioned the value of Tetris."

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

But what the asteroid hadn't counted on was the plucky courage and dogged determination of one young man. Albert Snipe, asteroid hunter.

'Wow! The earache I've had for three weeks is gone!'

The natural selection process in golf.

"Don't worry. We've never hit a target since we've been in office."

"NASA isn't going to be able to send people to Mars, after all."

Drinking hurricanes in New Orleans

'Have you heard of the Phrase,'Survival of the fittest'?' 'Uh-ho!'

Pancakes

I heard you're going to Mars to star on some reality show. Yep. Mars One. We launch ten years from now. Ten years? You don't have the attention span to wait ten minutes. In ten years, you'll have forgotten all about this. And when that day comes, I will mock and berate you mercilessly. You'll be dead in ten years. Ridiculing you gives me a reason to go on! Being around you gives me a reason to go to Mars.