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'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Mikado

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Blind man walking a tortoise.

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

Happy St Pancakes Day

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

"He keeps touching me!"

"I just love these casual fridays."

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

"I just want to get back into the swing of things."

'Tarzan'

Evolved to Ski.

Roman Emperor using a glad-hand in an amphitheater

Evolution...the decoy shark.

Audiences at the coliseum were down after health and safety had paid a visit.

Gorillas in the jungle.

'Yale's my first choice but any ivy school will do.'

Another wedding

'Sorry Jane, I can't make it home in time. The 10-o'clock liana is delayed.'