Taproom Traveler Gifts

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Desert Island Meals.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Pina Coladas

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Vaccination Passport

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

Desert Island Fantasies

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

PIna Colada

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

Busking during a pandemic

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

Neurotics in the tropics

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."