Taproom Enthusiast Gifts

Real Beer People

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Baby Hairstyles.

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

The Tragedy of Prosperity

"I can't party like I used to, I've got enough Tupperware"

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

'This makes things very messy. He's claiming he programmed the lunchroom toaster to do muffins.'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage."

Yeahhhh, I've goofed-off at the fax machine, laser printer, copier, but I'm a traditionist. Nothing beats the watercooler!

Snickle's Trapdoor Factory.

'Tap shoes? You can't use tap shoes in the jungle! Honestly, Herb, you'd let the trader sell you anything!'

"Skip the job description and tell me how clean and well-lighted your bathrooms are!"

People in the shower

"He said the washing machine makes him dizzy."

'Have you considered a second bathroom?'

"I don't have to say 'dance' I just start to complain about sanctions..."

Ginger was born to dance.

"I will now open the floor to questions. Bye bye!"

'Mom!!'

"This particular species is believed to have traveled in troupes."

'It's perfect! An indoor bathroom! How did you know?'

New Power Shower!

Bayeux Tapestry

'Now you're just showing off, Jesus!'