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"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Pina Coladas

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Vaccination Passport

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

PIna Colada

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Desert Island Fantasies

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

Neurotics in the tropics

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

Busking during a pandemic

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

'Two for French Polynesia.'