Transylvania Traveler Gifts

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'Okay buddy, we're taking this van to Transylvania.'

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

"To be honest I thought it would be more intimidating..."

'Now remember: upon completion, we do NOT offer the Count a free set of bathroom mirrors!'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Off to see the world

Vaccination Passport

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

A white collar cow.

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

'Anything to declare?'

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

Sunbathing Easter Island Heads

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Transylvanian Snails.

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'