Transylvania Traveler Prints

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'Okay buddy, we're taking this van to Transylvania.'

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

'Now remember: upon completion, we do NOT offer the Count a free set of bathroom mirrors!'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Off to see the world

Vaccination Passport

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

A white collar cow.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

'Anything to declare?'

Sunbathing Easter Island Heads

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

Transylvanian Snails.

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

Bev puts on an old favorite