Tanning Goddess Gifts

Bad fake tan day.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Labor Day Flowers

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Sunbathing in Autumn

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

Men explained.

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"Be careful of that sun, Stewart. You're starting to look like the front page of the 'Times Book Review.'"

'Trucker's tan?'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"Plus $600 for delivery."

"It's a belly button thermometer. When it pops up, I'm done!"

A gap between the solar panels

The Deer of Spring.

'I love us when we're tan.'

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

Spatula beach

'You're new here, aren't you?'

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

How to spot a tourist on the beach.

"Look at this terrible mess! Let's all roll up our sleeves and clean it up!"

Sun Worshipers

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Darling, you should have asked me to put sun tan lotion on your back and not the kids!

'Medium well, please.'

The Sun Bather

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'