Tanning Goddess Pillows

Bad fake tan day.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Labor Day Flowers

Sunbathing in Autumn

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Men explained.

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"Be careful of that sun, Stewart. You're starting to look like the front page of the 'Times Book Review.'"

'Trucker's tan?'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"Plus $600 for delivery."

"It's a belly button thermometer. When it pops up, I'm done!"

The Deer of Spring.

A gap between the solar panels

'I love us when we're tan.'

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

Sun Worshipers

'You're new here, aren't you?'

How to spot a tourist on the beach.

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

"Look at this terrible mess! Let's all roll up our sleeves and clean it up!"

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Darling, you should have asked me to put sun tan lotion on your back and not the kids!

'Medium well, please.'

The Sun Bather

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.